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By POST A RESUME (www.postaresume.co.in)

Honorable MEN...

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

By POST A RESUME (www.postaresume.co.in)

Chor Bazari (Lyrics)

Movie: Love Aaj Kal

Music Director: Pritam Chakraborty

Singer(s): Neeraj Shridhar Sunidhi Chauhan

Lyricists: Irshad Kamil

Chori!!!

Na re NanNa RE

Chori Bazari do naino ki
Phele thi aadat jo hat gai

Pyaar ki jo teri meri
Umar aai thi woh ghat gai

Duniya ki to pikkar kahan thi
Teri bhi abb chinta ghat gai

Chanda rre
Tu bhi tu hai
Mein bhi mein hoon
Duniya saari dekh ulat gayi
Tu na jaane mein na jaanu
Kaise saaari baat palat gai

Ghatni hi thi yeh bhi ghatna
Ghatte ghatte lo yeh ghat gayi

Aahan Chori Bazari do naino ki
Phele thi aadat jo hat gai
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Tarif teri karna
Tujhe Khone se darna
Haan bhul gaya abb tujhpe din mein char dafa marna

Tarif teri karna
Tujhe Khone se darna
Haan bhul gaya abb tujhpe din mein char dafa marna

Pyaar khumari utari saari
Baaton ki badli bhi chhat gayi

Hum se main pe aaye aise
Mujhko to mein hi mein kat gayi

EK hue the do se dono
DOno ki abb raahein kat gayi

Na re NanNa RE
Na re NanNa RE
Na re NanNa RE
Na re NanNa RE
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Abb koi fikar nahi
Gum ka bhi zikar nahi
Haaan hota hoon mein jis raste pe
Aaye khushi wohin

Aajad hoon mein tujhse
Aajad hai tu mujhse
Haan jo jee chahe
Jaise chahe karle raj yahin
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Laj sharm ki choti moti jo thi dori
Woh bhi kat gai
Chauk chawbare gali molhalle
Khol ke main saare ghonghat gai

Tu na badli mein na badla
Dilli sari dekh badal gai

Ek minute mein duniya dari ki
saaari samaj nikal gai

Haan Rang biranga pani pe ke
Seedhi saadhi kudi begad gayi

Dekh ke mujhko hasta gaata
Sadh gai yeh duniya sadh gai

Na re NanNa RE
Na re NanNa RE
Na re NanNa RE
Na re NanNa RE

'water crisis'.

Forget the global financial turmoil, the swine flu epidemic and the drought, India has a much bigger problem in store, namely a looming 'water crisis'. As reported on Bloomberg, satellite data has shown that groundwater is shrinking in some of India's driest areas. Curbing demand for water seems like the most obvious solution but how feasible is that given India's rising population? Huge wastage is not helping matters either. And what is more, three-quarters of the country's rivers, lakes and dams are contaminated by human and agricultural waste and industrial effluent.

So, the big question, we believe, is - If monsoons play erratic and the groundwater is declining, where will India get its water from? It is not that India does not understand the importance of water as the fight between states over distribution of water in the past has proven. But really, this precious resource has to be given its due consideration as is given to oil and stress has to be laid on conservation, reducing wastage and preventing contamination. Is the government up to the task? Looks more unlikely than likely.

'Direct Tax Code 2009'

The Indian finance ministry yesterday released its 'Direct Tax Code 2009' (DTC), a proposal paper on simplifying India's complicated tax structure as also to bringing down overall taxes - both with a view to improve compliance and thereby improve the government's tax revenues.

Given that the media has covered most aspects of the tax proposals on companies and individuals, we will leave it at that. Our question is - what's the priority for you, the tax payer. Do you want lower taxes as the ministry has now proposed? Or are you willing to accept higher taxes, provided the government utilises the income so generated in a proper manner?

See, the Indian government anyways has no point in worrying about you, the individual taxpayer (who is in the minority). This is because elections here are decided by agriculturists, whose farm incomes are tax exempt. Then, high levels of poverty and tax evasion keeps the other majority outside the direct tax net. So, it is unlikely that aam aadmi will be a government priority when it comes to tax reforms. People like us want proper service deliveries from the government, whether it is on the healthcare front, or electricity and water supply, or even security.

With so much corruption inherent in the government machinery, even the simplified tax rules will be twisted and therefore compliance will remain a major issue in India. Still, while lower and rational taxes will make us all happy (or so we think), we would wish for the government to utilise its tax receipts in a more constructive manner rather than using them in fulfilling their wasteful expenditure needs.

India lags its emerging market peers like Brazil and Russia, and even the US and world average, when it comes to the government's tax to GDP ratio. This tells the story that despite one of the highest tax rates and amongst the most complex tax structure in the world, how a notoriously corrupt and poor tax-collection system has spoiled matters. So, will the government's new tax code really work is worth questioning!